Alabama Version of Windows


It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Alabama edition
of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If
you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some help
understanding the commands.

The Alabama edition may be recognized by looking at the opening
screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General
Lee super imposed on a Confederate flag.

It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.

Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse,

My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption

Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys,

Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard

Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel drive, and floppies are them
little ole plastic disc thangs.

Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag
and duct tape.

OK = ats aww-right
Reset = awa shoot
Yes = shore
No = Naaaa
Find = hunt-fer it
Go to  = over yonder
Back = back yonder
Help = hep me out here
Stop = ternit off
Start = crank it up
Settings = sittins
Programs = stuff at does stuff
Documents = stuff I done done

Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or
punctuation marks.

We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy
of the Alabama edition.  It may be return for a replacement version.